Naked 5K Calendar

Scroll down below for our list of 2023 races

For a list of upcoming clothing optional runs (and some bike rides), I made some races Facebook events. Go to the tinyurl below and you can see our Facebook version (not as complete) on any mobile phone!

https://tinyurl.com/y7bzp6aa

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Blue Bonnet 5K (Texas)

Cupid Undie Run Detroit 2023

The Cupid Undie Run is a fundraiser . Every February, thousands of undie runners in cities all across the U.S. come together, whether it be in-person or virtually, to support those affected by NF, a genetic disorder that causes tumors to grow on nerves throughout the body and affects 1 in every 3,000 births. Cupid’s Undie Run kicks off with drinking and dancing, then we jog it out with a mile(ish) run and ends it all with an epic dance party!

Our Bruce ran this again and took these photos https://www.flickr.com/photos/140802091@N03/albums/72177720306123766

You can make a donation to Cupid Undie Run here: https://my.cupids.org/fundraiser/4294719

Naked5K.com has a group on NaturistHub

The website creator for the AANR and Naked Wanderings has created a social network safe for nudists.

It’s tough to get in, as you have to be recommended. Even after that, we have set up two groups for Naked 5K racers and All Things World Naked Bike Ride. People that want to join OUR GROUPS must say a real event they participated in. Nope, no gawkers. You can message us from this page.

https://www.naturisthub.com/pages/about for more information.

https://naturisthub.com/group-community/naked-5k-racers is our 5k racers group

2023 Nudist Races

We recomend registering online before a race inside a nudist resort. There is usually a security check and registration that all day visitors must go through, and this takes time. Even if you have been to another nudist resort, look up the rules for conduct because they are all different. Some places have a total ban on phones, some allow Post-It notes covering the front camera.

Even if you are a man, the video that Bare Oaks made for first time visitors is a very good instructional video.

Nudism does not equal sex, and these races are real races that have very competitive times especially in the masters men age groups. Like textile 5K runs you get fast people, people that jog, and people that walk.

Sunday March 25, 2023, Chillin’ Nude 5K Run, DeAnza Springs Resort, Jacumba CA. https://runsignup.com/Race/CA/Jacumba/ChillinNude5K

Saturday April 1st, 2023 New Zealand Homer Tunnel Run, Homer Tunnel, Fiordland National Park, Milford Sound 9679, New Zealand https://www.roscosmilfordkayaks.com/The-Great-Annual-Nude-Tunnel-Run

Saturday Apr 1, 2023, Bare Buns Run, Star Ranch, McDade, TX https://www.starranch.net/star-ranch-5k-races

Sunday, April 2, 2023, Dare to Go Bare 5K, Lake Como Family Nudist Resort, Florida, USA https://new.lakecomonaturally.com/happenings/special-events/run/

Saturday, April 17, 2023 Fig Leaf 5K, Paradise Valley Club, Dawsonville GA https://paradisevalleyclub.com/Paradise-Valley-Resort-Club-Events.html

Saturday, April 29, 2023, Annual Skinnydipper Sun Run 5K, Wildwood Naturist Resort, Decatur, TX https://wildwoodnaturist.com/5k/

Saturday, April 29, 2023, White Tail Trail 5K (Clothing Optional), Hidden Lake Resort, Florida, USA http://www.hiddenlakecamp.com/5k-run-s-.html

Saturday, April 29, 2023, Bare at The Creek 5k (CANCELLED trail is washed out) , Cedar Creek Resort, Leesville, SC
https://www.cedarcreekresort.net/bareatthecreek.html

Sunday April 30, 2023, Annual 5K Bare Burro Race, Olive Dell Ranch Colton CA (Naked Beer Mile on Saturday afternoon) https://www.facebook.com/ODBareBurro

Sunday, May 7, 2023 , Caliente Bare Dare 5K, Caliente Club & Resorts, Florida, USA https://www.nude5k.com

Saturday, May 13th, 2023, Run, Walk, Crawl 5K, Oaklake Trails Naturist Park, Depew, OK https://aanr-sw.org/nrs-schedule/

Sunday, May 14, 2023, Brocken Hurst 5K Naked Run , The Naturist Foundation, UK https://www.naturistfoundation.org/5k-run/

Sunday, May 21, 2023, Bare to Breakers 12K, San Francisco CA http://baytobreakers.com/

Saturday, June 3rd, 2023, Dare To Be Bare Nude 5K, Glen Eden Sun Club, Temescal Valley, CA https://gleneden.com/5k-nude-run/

Saturday, Jun 10, 2023, 9th Annual Buck Creek Streak 7.3K/5K Trail Race, Carolina Foothills Resort, Chesnee, SC http://www.carolinafoothills.com/buckcreekstreak18.html

Saturday, Jun 10, 2023, Solair Annual Color Run, Solair Woodstock CT https://www.solairrl.com/calendar/featured-events/

Friday June 16, 2023 Nakukymppi 10K run, Vesijako, Suomi Finland http://nakukymppi-net.dev.woo.fi/en/

Saturday, Jun 17, 2023, Wiggle, Jiggle & Giggle “Clothing Optional” 5k Road Race & 1 Mile Fun Run/Walk , Sunny Rest Resort, Palmerton, PA https://www.pretzelcitysports.com/calendar_event/wiggle-jiggle-giggle-clothing-optional-5k-road-race-1-mile-fun-run-walk/

Saturday, Jun 17, 2023, White Tail Resort 5K, White Tail Resort, Ivor Virginia, USA https://whitetailresort.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/2023-calendar-of-events.pdf

Saturday, Jun 24, 2023, Turtle Lake Resort Clothing Optional 5K, Turtle Lake Resort Union City, MI https://turtle-lake.net/5K/2023/2023_5K.htm

Saturday, July 15, 2023, Nude Olympics, Ponderosa Nature Resort, Ontario CA. https://www.facebook.com/pnrresort.ca/ https://ponderosaresort.ca/events/

Sunday, July 16, 2023, Bare Oaks 5k Colour Fun Run, Bare Oaks, Ontario Canada https://www.bareoaks.ca/nude-5k-run/

Saturday, July 29, 2023, State Line Streak, White Thorn Lodge, Darlington, PA https://www.active.com/darlington-pa/running/distance-running-races/11th-annual-state-line-streak-nude-5k-trail-run-2023

Saturday, July 29, 2023, GERMANY Internationaler Naturistenlauf 5km/10km runs https://www.dfk.org/fkk-erleben/naturistenlauf

Sunday July 30, 2023, Kaniksu Bare Buns Fun Run, Loon Lake, Washington https://www.kaniksufamily.com/bbfr/

Saturday, Aug 5, 2023, Bare Butts 5K, Sunshower Country Club, Centerville, IN https://www.sunshower.com/events2.html

Saturday, August 12th, 2023, Bouncing Buns Clothing Optional 7k Road Race and 1 Mile Fun Run/Walk, Sunny Rest Resort, Palmerton, PA https://www.pretzelcitysports.com/calendar_event/bouncing-buns-clothing-optional-5-5k-trail-run-2/

Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 Burning Man Clothing Optional 50K Ultra Marathon, Burning Man Festival, Black Rock City https://www.burningman50k.com/

Saturday, September 2, 2023, The Cypress Cove Labor Day 5k. Cypress Cove Nudist Resort, Kissimmee, FL. https://www.cypresscoveresort.com/

Sunday, September 10, 2023, Brocken Hurst 5K Naked Run , The Naturist Foundation, UK https://www.naturistfoundation.org/5k-run/

Saturday, September 16, 2023, Bare As You Dare 5K, Bluebonnet Nudist Park, , Texas, USA https://www.bluebonnetnudistpark.com/bare-as-you_dare-5k/

Saturday, September 16, 2023 Whispering Pines Nudist Resort, Ocean Isle Beach, NC https://runsignup.com/Race/NC/OceanIsleBeach/SunbareWhispering5kClothingOptionalMustbe18

Sunday September 24, 2023, DeAnza Springs Resort Bare Booty 5k Fun Run/Walk, DeAnza Springs Resort, Jacumba CA. https://runsignup.com/Race/CA/JacumbaHotSprings/BareBooty5kFunRun

Saturday, October 7, 2023, Chilly Cheeks 5K, , Sahnoans at Star Ranch, Texas, USA http://www.starranch.net/star-ranch-5k-races

Saturday, Oct 28, 2023, 5K Boo Run (Clothing Optional), Hidden Lake Resort, Florida, USA http://www.hiddenlakecamp.com/5k-run-s-.html

For International Lesbian Day here are two naked songs for everyone that just happened to be by lesbian singer songwriters.

Mia Sharp and Ria Mae both have great songs about asking someone to take their clothes off. Both are out lesbians, but both want to be considered mainstream artists.

Mia Sharp recorded the acoustical version in 2013

Mia Sharp album version from 2015 The Dash Between the Dates

Ria Mae – Clothes Off (Stripped Down) 2015

Ria Mae – Clothes Off (Glenn Morrison Commercial Remix) (Audio)

Bouncing Buns at Sunny Rest report

First day nudist and college cross country runner showed up and was 3rd overall women

Another woman medalist also has posted a blog on naked running on another site.

Construction in the resort that we were not aware of required us to shorten the course by 3/10th of a mile. In addition, poor communication between the race director (absent due to major emergency surgery) and the person marking the course resulted in another considerable reduction of the course; to a final measurement of an estimated 2.25 miles.  Our sincere apologies that this health issue led to an incorrect course. We hope that everyone still had FUN! (from PretzelCitySports.com )

Naked songs by Canadians

Collecting a playlist of songs with words like naked, birthday suit, skinny dip, nothing on but the radio, and more, I found more than a few by Canadian artists. This is not a complete list.

Alanis Morissette “You Learn” (1996) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-WfuX2Dk Containing the line “I recomend walking around naked in your living room”.
Amy Rose “Show Up Naked and Bring Beer” (2015) https://youtu.be/7jfycpzZJ-4
Avril Lavigne “Naked” (2002) https://youtu.be/r3osbQyepiM
Bare Naked Ladies “Blame It On Me” (1992) Contains the line “but I’ve seen you naked and I’ll probably see you naked again”
Bare Naked Ladies “Pinch Me” (2000) https://youtu.be/V8bMzbWjyc0 Not on the studio recordings, BNL live changes the lyrics to “Put the sprinkler on the lawn, and run through it with no clothing on”
Céline Dion – Naked (2003) https://youtu.be/1dMdOKQFS2g
Guess Who – Shakin’ All Over (1965) Originally recorded by Johnny Kidd & the Pirates in England in 1960. https://youtu.be/-aDHORxBmOA
Hot Hot Heat – Naked In The City Again (2002) https://youtu.be/jutI3LGrm7k
Ria Mae – Clothes Off (2014) Original studio version https://youtu.be/EAEkxSOkR5s stripped down version https://youtu.be/hSC1OrWLXes Fast dance remix https://youtu.be/dIfP3fbWhbo

Suzi Rawn – Naked (2006) song covered by Nikki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypV4PgsbiM

Tenille Townes – Come as You Are (2020) https://youtu.be/V8Ue5l1_z6E
Zaki Ibrahim – Love Made Naked (2018) https://youtu.be/mXJzDWLFp88